Quite a doozy I'm in, huh?
Here, I was squashed down, rolled up tight, wrapped in a bright red ribbon, and even though it's not seen, I've been printed on. I'm a newspaper waiting right at my front door! But now, it's my house! How am I supposed to get inside now? I can't move myself with this tight ribbon around me! Huh... What a plot.
This is what I do every day after school if I walk home: I usually go straight to the mailbox and pick up whatever we've got.
I loved doing this one. It was so good, I even did an RP off it and made a backstory. Of course, it's so messed up and crazy, it won't pass to be good, so it's in my head (and my buddy's) and no one else's! X3